And for what?!

Maybe I got my expectation too high, with the rolling thunder of last week's panties - take one last look at them, because they're gone by tomorrow - 

They're over $100 now, but I was planning on two super special add-ons, so I highly suggest you bid on them. 

Anyway, I'm still high on the freight train of my black thong auction, so I decide to take a gamble and put up panties I've been saving for a while - my HOT HOT yellow thong - 

Plus, I drew all over myself for the photo shoot (you know, the spur of the moment photo shoot as described in my previous post) -

People are always complimenting my nipples - I thought this would go over well...


And then I post what I honestly believe to be the sexiest photo of me ever - 

 (I know I just fouled up the blog format - it was worth it)

And a few other nudes, of course, with my signature star to avoid Flickr's filter - here they are, in their original state:

 

 

(really hoping this doesn't get taken down, merely for being sheer!)

 

I have a whole arsenal of shots I didn't use - waiting in the wings. As usual, I like to post more images as I up the ante.

But what really sucks, is Amaya ends up taking a couple of stunning portraits of my face, particularly - 

And...

And this...which turned out to be my favorite...

I love this photo and immediately used it as a thumbnail...and ended up looking insane. This photo is beautiful when large, but in a smaller version, I have this evil look in my eye like I'm going to potentially murder the panty buyer! I had taken an alternate, my usual thumbnail, where I do an "eye-pop" - 

 

...that's where I open my eyes real wide and make them pop out of my skull a little...yeah, real sexy description. Obviously, it didn't work this time around. 

"Shit," I thought! I'll have bids in second and then  the thumbnail is forever horrifying! I raced through photoshop -

(don't get the wrong idea, here - I've been using photoshop lately to adjust the lighting and color in images. Not to, like, remove extra appendages, add extra decolletage, or slim myself)

I was desperately trying to adjust the color enough to catcha viewers attention. Eventually, I went with this - 

I let out a sigh or relief - it's bright, it shows my face, and it's eye-catching.

Yet I have no bids.

I usually have bids within the minutes!

And here's the other thing...it took hours to create that auction...hours!

And to think I was planning on adding a sock auction tonight, too! And finished going through my emails! And working on a huge video piece I'm making on cimmision!

And designing custom converse sneakers for my horrible, horrible boyfriend who seriously BLOWS - he's on his last straw!

AND I LOST THE BOOTS I WANTED ON EBAY!

Sometimes, nothing works. Regardless of how good you look in your panties!

Passing out, now - Oh, yeah - this is the link to seethe auction for my yellow thong -

Kammi's Sunshine Yellow, Cotton, Lacy Thong!

I'll update the rest of the blog, tomorrow! And maybe a video "hello!"

Falling asleep,

-Kammi

NEED NEW PHOTOGRAPHER!

I originally started composing this post a few hours ago - ranting about my insomnia...

(I have to take meds to fall asleep a few nights a week - yes, they are prescribed to me! - I took my meds yesterday and thought they weren't working, so I took a few more - and passed out at my computer...witness my bizarre tags at the bottom of last night's post! ANYWAY, I woke up at 3pm, still in a daze, and attempted to get work done, but fell asleep again! I re-woke at 6pm, naked with my computer on my stomach, hand in a box of triscuits, bottle of now-boiling-hot pineapple juice nearby. Ugh.)

...I took a few shots this morning when I woke up, wearing this yellow thong I've been touting for the past week - 

(first, before I figured out the cam...)

I even recorded a "Good morning/Good evening" video:

(sorry if the quality sucks - I'd prefer to upload on YouTube, but fear flagging - much like whoever decided to "alert" the Photobucket/Flickr about my completely harmless photos!)

These super cute BRIGHT YELLOW PANTIES are, frankly, some of the nicest I've ever offered and I've been DYING to post an auction for them!

But have been pretty screwed in the photography department, with Amaya returning to school, and all.

Imagine my excitement when she came out of her room and suggested we do a photoshoot! 

She took a shower, I took a shower.

She went in her room while I dolled up - 

 

 

Yikes, what a weird expression! My best friend calls that the "I'm not hungry" face!

That time it worked...aside from the central screenshot resembling Norma Desmond.

Back to my (boring) story.

I am now in the living room. Dolled up. On the couch. I've got an amazing idea for a photo shoot.


Amaya fell asleep.


Oh. Good.

WAIT! SHE WOKE UP! 

Let's roll!

Taking matters into my OWN hands!

(well, not literally...except some of the time! Ha!)

As many of you know, the beginning of August marks the beginning of the new school year. I, Kammi, graduated last semester with my always useful art school degree (yeah, made such a difference in my chosen field!). Amaya, my usual photographer, is still a student. 

Good news - Amaya continues to forward her education and therefore, stay in the country (she's Colombian). 

Bad news - Kammi has no one to take photos and thus, has NO orders to fill right now!


Good news - Kammi is learning to take her own photos!

 Bad news - They sort of sucked, at first...

(yes, it's always appealing to look like an alien.)

(I call this series..."Can't Figure Out White Balance")

 

 (And then they got a little better...)

And look at me now!

Bad news...they take forever!

Good news - Kammi accepts tips! (hint...hint...) 

Very, VERY good news! I figured out how to record video!

Kind of bad news - At first, I couldn't get the sound to work...

(still, they're pretty sexy...)

(...and, apparently, take forever to load...)

Best news EVER - I finally got the sound to work!

(No, there's nothing wrong with your compter - I'm whispering)

...and FINALLY, figured out how to edit them in MovieMaker to, say, remove that weird part at the end where I look like a frog, leaving me with a short vid which is quite darling, if I may be so bold...

Now, don't get it in your head (either of them!) that this is an opportunity to go completely wild and start sending me custom vid requests...I'm not comfortable with the whole world watching me cum...I don't mind nude photography and I'm quickly warming up to rolling around nude or scantly-clad. But, despite what my roommates may tell you about my "screaming like a banshee" during intercourse," I can get a little shy about it - even with my own boyfriend!


Regardless, it opens a whole new era!


And I'm about to sleep through it - dozing off at the keyboard, right now!


Up to come:
- Kammi needs help deciding what to sell next!
- A slideshow of items coming in the "not-to-distant future"
- A menagerie of "lost loves," i.e. everything you missed out on!

- A focus on my favorite panty/sock sellers
- An extended dissertation on the unfair stigma of panty-buying

And, I hate grubbing for extra um..."tithes," but if you really love the work I'm doing - tips or gifts are much appreciated (and I'm always happy to show my gratitude)! As previously stated, I usually hate the idea of just asking for stuff, but I put such dedication into panty-packages/auction listings/blog posts that it really can be considered a tip in the literal sense! I'll explain further when I'm not falling asleep over my keyboard


Talk to you soon,

Kammi