Okay Day

It's obvious "Okay Day" should be a new holiday.

 Despite the illness that has laid me up (and not gotten me laid) I've had for the past few days, I still had a presentation due early this 
morning. And worked myself into a tizzy last night preparing it!


I woke up feeling like complete crap. But, a real trooper, I hauled my ass downtown to the studio, completely nauseous. 


Here's a SHOCKING video of me on the job...


Wait...on second thought (my second thought being, I don't want anyone to hear my work-time, non-sexy voice), I just captured a few of the stills.

This is particularly amazing...

...and this is how I felt when my presentation wouldn't play...

Actually, that's just a weird screenshot. And my video did play. At super speed. But, in the end, not so horrible after all!


Apparently, the client liked my proposal and the sculpture commission (hence, the proposal) may be successful! 

 Boring, I know...

BUT WAIT!

Then, a series of exciting events occurred! 

1.) I got new memory on my computer! So, now it doesn't suck (as much)!

2.) I unexpectedly ran into my beau when I was with my father - and no drama ensued!

3.) Installed new internet! It sucks!

PLUS...

(I know this is a lot of text to handle at once...photos at the end!)

Because I'm annoyed at always being broke and having to hustle to get by every day, I decided to go BACK TO SCHOOL! 

As in, another degree...

I'm considering journalism...hmm...

Maybe I could wear this outfit on the beat - 

This costume is ambiguously titled, "Executive Lady," at my favorite site for ridiculous sexy outfits, 3Wishes. Sometimes I like to dress as a secretary for fun, so this would fit right into my wardrobe!

Speaking of which...

In honor of feeling somewhat better, I actually took some photos for the first time in days! You see, while in a feverish state, I got a few packages - the panties I ordered! Please ignore any lingering pallor...

This is a TEENY-TINY Victoria's Secret thong! I actually only started shopping at VS a few months ago when I realized their lingerie actually fit me really well. This little thong fits, but I get the feeling it's intended for ladies who shave!

I thought the "woman-somehow-doing-splits-atop-of-impossibly-large-champagne-glass" style was sort of cute, too!

And I put back on the controversial thigh-highs from last week - 

In case your wondering about the design on my over-sized men's tank top - take a closer look!

Artist-designed!

Plus, remember those "sweet cheeks" panties from a few days ago? I finally tried them on!

Be back tomorrow! For now, cucumber sandwich (bedtime snack)!

Kammi re-thinks panties...then buys them.

Update! New blog feature - check out my cool new poll to your right! Help me decide what panties to wear next!

First and foremost, before I forget, I was intending on posting another vid to accompany my yellow thong, currently on the auction block.
But of course, I forgot until now:

(PLEASE POST...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!)

Thank you!

(My computer needs a memory upgrade! I have to restart it like, 6 times a day, and it's only 3 weeks old!)

Moving on...


Sad news...I'm pondering the decision to sell as many panties as I currently do now, in the future! I should probably just stay off the internet when I'm sleep deprived and getting crabby, but after a rash of unfortunate events I think I need to start spending more time in the gallery. I just went over this chick's blog and was re-angered by being ripped off, plus annoyed with the sock auction, PLUS annoyed with being essentially called a "money whore," (I've had people give me free reign of their credit cards and refused!) PLUS I feel like I'm being pressured into doing straight-up porn. I don't know. We'll see.

I can never remember which "sad face" photos I've used, before!


I'm a HUGE perfectionist - every project I take on ends up becoming massively time consuming because I insist every element must be the best it can be...even something as silly as selling your underwear! I know I keep using this as an example, but this sock auction - 

...took like, a whole day to complete! I think I spent three hours just writing the text! 


It's very upsetting to have to receive rude emails...and it's even more upsetting to see ideas you've generated and spent massive amounts of time developing taken by someone else and used for their own gain! 

I have a really great idea I've been mulling over for the past week and I'm SO excited about it! It's a "package" that's never been done before - a completely original idea!

But you can't copyright an idea!


I still want to go through with it, but I DON'T want it copied!


But, of course, I want to offer just a few more panties before I jump right into my crazy plan!

See those blue and white striped boy shorts? Those are on the agenda! I'm still debating what to offer before my BIG IDEA (and I'm hoping to get up my slideshow of "coming soon" items this week).


But I'm running out of panties! And I need more!

Luckily, I've been on a bit of a buying spree!

Oh, that's another pair I'd like to offer! Black lace with corset back!


I recently learned that, instead of buying panties (and lingerie, which I need for photos!) at Victoria's Secret, Urban Outfitters, or the fancy sex shop by my house, I could get them much cheaper on ebay!


THEN I learned I could get CREDIT on ebay!


En route to me, currently:

This is a slip, but I think I'll wear it as a dress - 

And THESE are so cute, I think I'll keep them for myself!

These I'm still debating - I'd really like to do an auction for a red panty, but I'm kind of in the hole with all the panties I've been scooping up, recently! 

Oh no! Those are the wrong pair! I wanted these others with a snarling dog on the back! I hope they're not gone!


I'd also like to focus on a more vintage look, ala this demi-cup bra -

Then, I stumbled upon Dollhouse Betty, a shop on the net...vintage and vintage style lingerie! How amazing would THIS look - 

Kind of even looks like me!


They're lingerie is out of my price range, but they do have some sale items...I'll definitely be doing some "window-shopping" (or, the internet equivalent!) 


I'm going to try to get to bed early tonight - I mean, before noon - and try to get back on a regular sleep schedule. Maybe things will look better in the future and I'll feel more confident about panty-selling! 


Oh, by the way...I've got an auction already planned! I'm still going through the many, many photos from the session...

But you'll have to wait for the surprise!

In a race against time!

Just time for a short post today - I fell asleep at noon and am in a race against time to prepare for the exhibition tomorrow! Still HOURS of video editing left to do! At least I've got most of my film shorts downloaded - [update - tried to put one on here - my internet sucks. Why does it take hours to post a minute-long video? I'll try again, later.]

Tons of GORGEOUS images...vintage ads, mostly...

Okay, maybe that's a little more creepy than "gorgeous." But I found tons of vintage drawings of debutantes that are really quite stunning and I like the idea of juxtaposing their elegance with the eerie quality of early advertising geared at women. Compare this -

  

To This -

 

Pretty crazy, huh?

On an unrelated note, why is it that when you're in a huge rush for time, everything goes slower - Blogger execs, are you listening? Uploads take longer, software breaks, someone's always in the shower when you need it.

I was hoping to do a spicier panty-related post, but I've got to run. Subjects to come - (if I don't write about these, remind me!) 

1. Opinions on the faux popularity of Hitachi's magic wand

2. Mixed feelings on Victoria's Secret (oh, that adorable white, shirred-back panty on my wishlist - another topic of moral grappling) is not $25.00) 

3. More riveting talk about women in advertising and (hopefully) vintage panty pics! Remember the first Maidenform ads? Or watch a lot of Mad Men?

I've got to get moving - I'm slipping into these silky, pink-polka dot panties once I get out of the shower (on reserve for a lucky gentleman)!

 

And since I'm in a rush (why I decided to go on a tangent about vintage ad campaigns, I don't know), no time for an extended photo party! Instead, I'm putting this photo up - I think it's my favorite shot of me ever taken! Matching black lace bra and thong! 

Initially, this set was reserved for someone to purchase by pick-up (I no longer do these, DON'T ASK!) but he seems to have disappeared. I considered putting the set up for auction, but there seems to be an overall dislike for black panties. Misguided, if you ask me! Actually, future post -

4. Kammi discusses why black panties are great.

More soon!

-Kammi