Kammi Does it 36 Hours a Day

Staying awake, that is.

I hope this entry doesn't come out as total mish-mosh (as often is the case with some of my blog posts written under the spell of insomnia), because I've got quite a bit to say! 

I sort of think this may require two posts...

As a writer (of original material - what I really want to get at), I've noticed readers have pretty short attention spans! And I just posted an awesome update to my current ebanned auction!

 

For the panties you see above! 


Really, I'm adding this seemingly erroneous post in the interests of authenticity - with me (and plenty of  great panty-sellers) what you see is what you get! And I'm not just talking about photos, but other self-created material as well!

Would I post a photo looking that horrible if I wasn't 100% genuine?


In my defense, insomnia is a cruel beast who will ravage your appearance - and I'm pulling an all-nighter to try and re-set me sleep schedule. Though I must admit, my new haircut is pretty cute - 

You can't see it very well in these images, but my hair is now a very, very dark blue - I expect it to fade with a few washings to a nice navy shade with teal streaks in front...and I'm having purple tinsel woven into it!


...which will look EXTRA cool with my sparkly panties!

And...you can't see the sparkles in that photo...

 Um...or that photo.


ANYWAY...


I was also hoping to alert your attention to a few cool new blog changes! If you look to the right, you'll see a link to all my you tube videos! The "panties of the week" are finally updated and I'm about to add a link to the ebanned "About Me" page I recently made. I took down the poll for now, while I think of a new set of questions.


Even through it's a struggle to keep my eyes open, I've still got work to do! I'm eating some pancakes I made from scratch when I had more energy a few hours ago.

 But am too tired to be hungry!

NEED COFFEE...NOW!

Uploading my Computer to an Early Grave

Kammi is back in business!

My break from panty selling is officially over!

I finally posted a new auction for some pink silky panties...

And...get a load of this - you know how I usually place strategic stars over my pubic hair via Flickr's rules? Well, I did so...and idiotically didn't save the original! 

I went through it on Photoshop and Microsoft paint - but can't find the file! I fear it's doomed for life!


But I'll get back to my pink panties, later - it's almost 10 am and I've been working around the clock and haven't slept, yet! They customary post whenever I post a new auction - plus tons of blog revamps and piles of emails needing responses!


(and it's so lame to find the ice cream sandwich you've been saving stolen from the freezer, just when you want to reward yourself!)

It did want to let you know I FINALLY finished my new "about me page" on ebanned and, as I like to do, recorded a special video for "Adventures in Panties" followers!

(this, like everything else, will take an eternity to upload - and notice how I reference a blog post from, like, weeks ago!)


I didn't end up learning the html animation I'd hoped to apply to my page, but I still think it look pretty snazzy - you can check it out here!


Also, because I love debutantes, I recently entered a lame neighborhood beauty pageant on the platform of being one of like, five contestants actually living in the neighborhood - I'd give you the link but it quite readily notes my actual name, as well as home address! I know it's lame, but I'm trying to raise money for the gallery - which is in much better shape! But pageant woes are a post for another day.


Expect another future post about how it'd be nice if our former roommates hadn't screwed us out of over $1000 in rent and bills. Although the space looks a lot better since they moved out - 

Though the prospect of small claims court isn't too thrilling..

But my real subject of today's discussion was my new "me" page - and I'd love to hear any opinions! Of course, I had to mention the copyright infringement that's been going on (the same seller I mention is back and even more egregiously ripping me off - and sort of hinting it's her own idea - I should bring this up later, as it enrages me to think about).


But here are a few outtakes, you may enjoy - at least, I think they're outtakes - I can't remember which photos I used!

 This one made my face disappear.

This is a great shot of my ass in my favorite panties...but I prefer my face to appear!

 This makes my stomach look bizarre.

This, I think I actually used...and lost the original, again!

My computer sucks and really wants to crash (so do I!) but I'll return tomorrow to answer emails, revamp the outdated sight, blab about my pink panties, and complain some more about this girl who rips me off!

Since I really want my orea ice-cream sandwich, I'll leave you with an image of a hilarious British candy bar - 

Never...drinking...again!

I am bringing you these photos only in the interests of authenticity. 

I know I said I'd devote the entire day to panties. That, sadly, did not happen. And, once again, I'm sick. And it's at my own hand!

(Note how I cleverly adjusted the white balance on my camera to hide my puffy face?)


After I wrote yesterday's post, I was in bed, all set to go to sleep, when my roommate came to my door and asked if I wanted a beer.


Ugh.


Since I had such a good day yesterday, why not? 


BAD idea.


I don't drink often. Plus, I'm a total lightweight. Plus, I'd barely recovered from the flu that knocked me out all weekend. So, after a total of FOUR beers, I slept the entire day and woke with a massive hangover. 

I wasn't going to take ANY photos because I'm so nauseous but figured, in the interest of those with a "girls-with-stomach-ache" fetish, I'd offer up my attempts to make myself look sexy while the room is spinning and my head pounds.

You have to give me some credit for appearing on the internet with my hair messed up, revealing the scar on my forehead!


Not to mention...

I am very disappointed in these pale blue panties. When I bought them, I expected a really cute thong. Well, they're not a thong, they're a g-string. And in not made for girls who don't shave! I admit, they'd probably be sexy in the right context...

But they're so tiny! I wear a size 6 and can barely fit into a medium! And the front is entirely sheer! Which I don't mind; in fact, I was wearing sheer panties before I tried them on!

Regardless, I'm in a terrible mood. And sick. And my roommate is blasting electro-beats. And I have no idea what to do with these bizarro panties.

What a conundrum!