Thursday, September 29, 2011

Pink Panties...GONE!

SUPER FAST UPDATE!

Apparently, my pink panty auction was coming up super messed up - the photos weren't loading - they were apparently, like 9 mbs each and thick with pixels!


So...I took it down and am racing against the clock to get another photo shoot up before I loose all my daylight!




Well, all my daylight is now lost. Awesome. And my BRAND NEW photographer went to a birthday party. Great.

Anyway, I selected a different pair of panties...this is going to be an amazing auction...and need to re-write the text and record the introductory video.


So, sayonara to the pink, silky fullbacks for now. But here's the video I was going to post...for posterity!




While I wait for the photoshoot, I'm returning emails, re-writing text, and re-recording video introductions as fast as possible!


I'm really screwed, though! The listing has been made and the clock is ticking!


Wish my luck!

Uploading my Computer to an Early Grave

Kammi is back in business!

My break from panty selling is officially over!


I finally posted a new auction for some pink silky panties...



And...get a load of this - you know how I usually place strategic stars over my pubic hair via Flickr's rules? Well, I did so...and idiotically didn't save the original! 




I went through it on Photoshop and Microsoft paint - but can't find the file! I fear it's doomed for life!


But I'll get back to my pink panties, later - it's almost 10 am and I've been working around the clock and haven't slept, yet! They customary post whenever I post a new auction - plus tons of blog revamps and piles of emails needing responses!


(and it's so lame to find the ice cream sandwich you've been saving stolen from the freezer, just when you want to reward yourself!)

It did want to let you know I FINALLY finished my new "about me page" on ebanned and, as I like to do, recorded a special video for "Adventures in Panties" followers!




(this, like everything else, will take an eternity to upload - and notice how I reference a blog post from, like, weeks ago!)


I didn't end up learning the html animation I'd hoped to apply to my page, but I still think it look pretty snazzy - you can check it out here!


Also, because I love debutantes, I recently entered a lame neighborhood beauty pageant on the platform of being one of like, five contestants actually living in the neighborhood - I'd give you the link but it quite readily notes my actual name, as well as home address! I know it's lame, but I'm trying to raise money for the gallery - which is in much better shape! But pageant woes are a post for another day.


Expect another future post about how it'd be nice if our former roommates hadn't screwed us out of over $1000 in rent and bills. Although the space looks a lot better since they moved out - 




Though the prospect of small claims court isn't too thrilling..




But my real subject of today's discussion was my new "me" page - and I'd love to hear any opinions! Of course, I had to mention the copyright infringement that's been going on (the same seller I mention is back and even more egregiously ripping me off - and sort of hinting it's her own idea - I should bring this up later, as it enrages me to think about).


But here are a few outtakes, you may enjoy - at least, I think they're outtakes - I can't remember which photos I used!



 This one made my face disappear.


This is a great shot of my ass in my favorite panties...but I prefer my face to appear!



 This makes my stomach look bizarre.


This, I think I actually used...and lost the original, again!

My computer sucks and really wants to crash (so do I!) but I'll return tomorrow to answer emails, revamp the outdated sight, blab about my pink panties, and complain some more about this girl who rips me off!

Since I really want my orea ice-cream sandwich, I'll leave you with an image of a hilarious British candy bar -