Thursday, September 1, 2011

NEED NEW PHOTOGRAPHER!

I originally started composing this post a few hours ago - ranting about my insomnia...

(I have to take meds to fall asleep a few nights a week - yes, they are prescribed to me! - I took my meds yesterday and thought they weren't working, so I took a few more - and passed out at my computer...witness my bizarre tags at the bottom of last night's post! ANYWAY, I woke up at 3pm, still in a daze, and attempted to get work done, but fell asleep again! I re-woke at 6pm, naked with my computer on my stomach, hand in a box of triscuits, bottle of now-boiling-hot pineapple juice nearby. Ugh.)

...I took a few shots this morning when I woke up, wearing this yellow thong I've been touting for the past week - 



(first, before I figured out the cam...)



I even recorded a "Good morning/Good evening" video:



(sorry if the quality sucks - I'd prefer to upload on YouTube, but fear flagging - much like whoever decided to "alert" the Photobucket/Flickr about my completely harmless photos!)

These super cute BRIGHT YELLOW PANTIES are, frankly, some of the nicest I've ever offered and I've been DYING to post an auction for them!

But have been pretty screwed in the photography department, with Amaya returning to school, and all.
Imagine my excitement when she came out of her room and suggested we do a photoshoot! 

She took a shower, I took a shower.
She went in her room while I dolled up - 

 




 

Yikes, what a weird expression! My best friend calls that the "I'm not hungry" face!



That time it worked...aside from the central screenshot resembling Norma Desmond.

Back to my (boring) story.

I am now in the living room. Dolled up. On the couch. I've got an amazing idea for a photo shoot.


Amaya fell asleep.


Oh. Good.

WAIT! SHE WOKE UP! 

Let's roll!

Taking matters into my OWN hands!

(well, not literally...except some of the time! Ha!)

As many of you know, the beginning of August marks the beginning of the new school year. I, Kammi, graduated last semester with my always useful art school degree (yeah, made such a difference in my chosen field!). Amaya, my usual photographer, is still a student. 

Good news - Amaya continues to forward her education and therefore, stay in the country (she's Colombian). 

Bad news - Kammi has no one to take photos and thus, has NO orders to fill right now!


Good news - Kammi is learning to take her own photos!


 Bad news - They sort of sucked, at first...




(yes, it's always appealing to look like an alien.)


(I call this series..."Can't Figure Out White Balance")






 (And then they got a little better...)

And look at me now!




Bad news...they take forever!

Good news - Kammi accepts tips! (hint...hint...) 

Very, VERY good news! I figured out how to record video!

Kind of bad news - At first, I couldn't get the sound to work...




(still, they're pretty sexy...)
(...and, apparently, take forever to load...)



Best news EVER - I finally got the sound to work!

(No, there's nothing wrong with your compter - I'm whispering)

...and FINALLY, figured out how to edit them in MovieMaker to, say, remove that weird part at the end where I look like a frog, leaving me with a short vid which is quite darling, if I may be so bold...



Now, don't get it in your head (either of them!) that this is an opportunity to go completely wild and start sending me custom vid requests...I'm not comfortable with the whole world watching me cum...I don't mind nude photography and I'm quickly warming up to rolling around nude or scantly-clad. But, despite what my roommates may tell you about my "screaming like a banshee" during intercourse," I can get a little shy about it - even with my own boyfriend!


Regardless, it opens a whole new era!


And I'm about to sleep through it - dozing off at the keyboard, right now!


Up to come:
- Kammi needs help deciding what to sell next!
- A slideshow of items coming in the "not-to-distant future"
- A menagerie of "lost loves," i.e. everything you missed out on!
- A focus on my favorite panty/sock sellers
- An extended dissertation on the unfair stigma of panty-buying

And, I hate grubbing for extra um..."tithes," but if you really love the work I'm doing - tips or gifts are much appreciated (and I'm always happy to show my gratitude)! As previously stated, I usually hate the idea of just asking for stuff, but I put such dedication into panty-packages/auction listings/blog posts that it really can be considered a tip in the literal sense! I'll explain further when I'm not falling asleep over my keyboard


Talk to you soon,
Kammi