Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Actually going to be early tonight...I mean, this morning!

 Since I really need to get some rest or I'm going to crash and burn (ever since I adopted the new auction style I've had insane demand) I'm going to try to make today's post as short as possible!

I only slept 3 hours yesterday before being woken by my landlord calling, wanting to rent! Which I thought I could afford until I realized what I thought was Illinois Cash assistance approval was, in fact, denial. No! No NOOOOOO!

Luckily, panty sales have been at an all-time high! And the sock fans finally figured out they weren't dealing with some naive amateur, but the true master of filthy socks!




After dating a sock fetishist for 4 years, I KNOW how to dirty a sock! This makes me very happy because I sort of get a kick out of talking down to sock boys - odd, because I'm usually super nice and polite! Unfortunately, I only own one other pair of pale colored socks - the same variety, in tan. The other light color pair I had went very fast - 









But no matter what I do, people are still trying to buy my shoes off me! Despite the disclaimers! I mentioned that I would be willing to sell them for a replacement - finally, I'm getting replies that actually MAKE sense (i.e., give me yours, I'll buy you a new pair).


Every time I do a sock auction, I get tons of emails for people who want my SHOES (which I never mentioned)...in exchange for a new pair! And it's hard to explain the shoes I buy are either custom-designed or impossible to get after a particular season - just like designer clothers!


But this is a lot of talk a very little images...which is, of course, WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT! 

Oh, I found another photo of the panties I'd like to offer up, next:




I haven't checked the poll I put up...VOTE, dammit! I need to know!


But I really want to veg out and go to sleep early - got to wake up and call eight million government agencies! And figure out how to get more RAM, which is apparently what's slowing down my computer.


I could use a little more "ram" myself?!




That's a sneak peek of my new "about me" page, yet to come!


But since the yellow thong is in it's final day, and I was too lazy to photoshop stars over my pubic hair to put hotter images on ebanned, but, naturally, my blog is the REAL place for ACTION!


And, of course...




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